Imagine person A and B in a public setting, but no one sees them. Person A has a hand down Person B’s pants and person B has to try and keep quiet because though no one sees them, people are around the corner/nearby.
March 2013
5 posts
5 Reasons why you should stop tagging Jennifer Lawrence as flawless.
Warning: Sexism and other things of offensive nature ahead.
Guys
Normally when roleplaying stresses you out, you stop.
I would think that if you were stressing out your partner
you would stop doing the thing that stressed out your partner.
Guys
What if I made a France
and then RP’d with my China account.
asdfjkl;.
/Just sits/
February 2013
53 posts
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Be plain with him and tell him to back the fuck off. One of my exes, I broke up with him and he started doing the same thing. He finally found me when he thought I was alone and pulled a knife out on me.
Luckily my boyfriend at the time was right around the corner and also I had a knife in my boot, so »;;.
Be careful okay? Is it bad enough to get a restraining order?
h-holy shit… that’s so scary… wow…
the guy seems harmless for now. He’s probably just a big loser who desperately wants to get a girl so he keeps trying to get on my good side. But just today I told him that I clearly didn’t want to see him.
He’s someone who used to live in my old neighborhood and suddenly found me on Facebook after 8 years. Isn’t that creepy? I was being nice to him until now. I think I hurt his feelings, but he had it coming.
Ahh yeah. I live in a pretty… Off neighborhood XD But I’m okay! And that is quite creepy.
Just protect yourself okay? carry mace or whatever you feel will protect you best. Also probably best to inform your friends. I would help protect you but I am…. Not over there xD /hugs/
Oh yarr I should have put that up on Yao’s account. Oops.
Why chu paranoid D: Spring break should be relaxing!
well… oh, it’s stupid. but… there’s a creepy guy who’s been bugging me lately and I’m afraid that because I’ve basically rejected him, he’ll come and kill me.
I know it’s not very realistic but I just assume everyone is a psycho ;U; I’m naturally paranoid.
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Be plain with him and tell him to back the fuck off. One of my exes, I broke up with him and he started doing the same thing. He finally found me when he thought I was alone and pulled a knife out on me.
Luckily my boyfriend at the time was right around the corner and also I had a knife in my boot, so »;;.
Be careful okay? Is it bad enough to get a restraining order?
butxaxdream replied to your post: /Just sits/
sits on
/Squeaks and holds/ Hi doll
uwu heehee
lifes got you down?
Life is so stressful asdfjkl; I’m waiting for the results on how my flight attendant interview went… But I won’t know for another two weeks T-T
How art thou?
oooh, so that’s the job you wanted. I was curious, haha
Ummm I’m okay? A little paranoid, but otherwise I’m holding up. Yay for spring break.
Oh yarr I should have put that up on Yao’s account. Oops.
Why chu paranoid D: Spring break should be relaxing!
butxaxdream replied to your post: /Just sits/
sits on
/Squeaks and holds/ Hi doll
uwu heehee
lifes got you down?
Life is so stressful asdfjkl; I’m waiting for the results on how my flight attendant interview went… But I won’t know for another two weeks T-T
How art thou?
/Just sits/
I do not know what to say.
Do I have to lose another RP partner?
I know I might not, that there’s the “possibility” of not losing her, but really?
Why does life deal me those kinds of cards?
I've just seen a map of the United States.
HOW
WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!?
IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD:
AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE
BAM
BOXES
WHY
HOW
WHEN!?!?!?!??
um…
EXCUSE ME.
They’re called LIBERTY SQUARES
crying
LIBERTY SQUARES
OH MY GOD
If you can correctly pronounce every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.
I tried and failed.
I want to record myself doing this but haven’t the equipment to do so.
NO MATTER HOW MANY NOTES THIS GETS...
I will personally write each and every one of you that reblogs this a paragraph in your ask about what I think you are like in “real life” based on your blog. It will be almost that I am writing you your own book about yourself, but for just a paragraph. I will be on anon so that you wont know that its me.
Starting on February 6, 2013.
Just started doing these, still open to reblog. DOING THEM ALL!
fascinating.
- Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
- Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
- Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
- Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
- Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
- Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
- An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
- A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
- Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
- An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
- A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
- Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
- An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
- Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
- Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
- Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
- Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
- Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
- A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
- A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
- Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
- PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
- Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
- Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
- Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
- Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
- Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
- An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
- Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
- Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
- Cows: The shit you go through.
- This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
can you ever feel that unspoken tension between yourself and another tumblr user and you can just feel it like they hate you
Guys
I’m lonely
:(
[[Is there someone out there who can’t decide whether to follow me or not.
the number hovers between 8 and 9 every like two minutes
WHO ARE YOU WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME]]
seiferre replied to your post: FUCK EVERYTHING
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT
THANKS BUT NO THANKS. I WILL PROBABLY BECOME ANGRIER AND LOOK REALLY STUPID AND PETTY.
OKAY
BUT I AM YOUR FRIEND
SO YOU SHOULD TALK TO ME IF NEEDED <3
Hi! I don't know if you remember me, but I used to be way-of-the-dragon! I heard that you've stopped RPing ;; That's too bad... I really liked your China! But I know how you feel about it ;; -hugs tight-
Oh my gosh hi o-o;; I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE STILL AROUND <3
/Hugs/
Thanks for understanding. As I keep telling everyone, I dunno whether it will be permanent. I simply wanted to step away fro a little bit and reassess how I felt about roleplaying. I was starting to feel really down. <3 But i’m glad you found me!
Officially I have stopped roleplaying on tumblr.
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BUT
I’m sorry I’ve been feeling…
Ignoreduncomfortable D:I didn’t want to go through what cass did, so I decided to leave while the gettin’ was good.
:(
I’ll miss you and your Yao a lot
:( I’m sorry
There are like five.
And I might change my mind and come back. It’s just that I hate feeling lonely on the RP blog, and watching everyone have fun when they know I’m there but make no attempt to include me.
It’s awkward.
And like, trying to insert myself only works sometimes for some reason.
Officially I have stopped roleplaying on tumblr.
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BUT
I’m sorry I’ve been feeling… Ignored uncomfortable D:
I didn’t want to go through what cass did, so I decided to leave while the gettin’ was good.
that makes Jun doki
;D
/Scuttles away to put an ask in Jun’s inbox/
To be fair, Jun loved your Yao. and is now incomplete without him
Oh no Jun!
Don’t be incomplete, Yao loves chu too.
He might even come back
Jun's admin here. hey ;__; It wasn't anything I did, was it? I DIDN'T SCARE YOU AWAY, DID IT? waahhh
Hi darling <3
NOOO IT WASN’T YOU I PROMISH. I just didn’t feel comfortable around people anymore. It was weird.
One day I was all “WOO RP”
and then a few days ago I started feeling like “I am not wanted here and there are a thousand other chinas okay I’mma hide now.”
IT’S NOT YOU IT’S ME.
[[Who are you people following me »;?
Hi <3]]
